????: Bah weep granah weep nini bong!
Starscream: I don’t find this very attractive, whoever you are.
Whoever it was, I want to properly thank them for such a pointless text.
((sorry about the lack of updates guys, crazy week! I’m hoping to get more done soon!!! Soundwave’s been battling sickness and I’ve been working. Things should be back to normal now!))
Here. All of our weirdest, out of context texts.
Now here is a game for you, silly humans.
Who’s is who’s? No peeking.
Ask Box is temporarily closed
It appears Soundwave is having trouble deciphering your stupidity.
It will take us a bit of time to decode your questions, so we are going to close the ask box until our processors can be updated with equipment to understand your absurd asks.
((We got a lot of asks, thank you guys so much! We’re gonna take a few days to get everything up in the queue!))
Knockout: So, last night was pretty incredible.
Knockout: Mm~ my engine’s so hot just thinking about it.
Knockout: Think I need a little medical assistance, Breakdown.
Soundwave: link»7 Health Benefits of a Cold Shower
Knockout: …. Scrap.
Knockout needs to be less hasty on speaking of his exploits.
Knockout: So, commander…
Starscream: Yes. What is it.
Knockout: If you were my medical report, I’d be doing you all over my desk.
Knockout: What do you say, Case File # 5672?
Starscream: Get back to work.
Knockout: All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Breakdown: are we going for a drive
Knockout: We will be.
Breakdown: be right there
Knockout: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Soundwave: » Surveillance
Knockout: What does Starscream see in you.
Knockout: -runs hand along your chassis- Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Airachnid: …Excuse me?
Knockout: Wrong number.
Who do you think.
Anonymous asked: So...how long will it take before Knock Out begins to sexually harass Orion Pax?
Now now, I wouldn’t call it harassment. More like ‘listed under the health care plan’~